Dr. Chris and Dr. Tom return to the toilets of malpractice and gruntingly squeeze out another episode. Within the depths of the podcasting gutter, Dr. Tom shares a few important news blurbs. Then, Dr. Chris re-lives some childhood trauma about bees as his personal philosophies are uncomfortably probed. In the spirit of teamwork, everyone agrees that old ladies are easy to punch in the face. Dr. Jacoby explains how TV is turning your children into an army of Manchurian Candidates. In useless celebrity news, we learn about Ralph Macchio’s new movie… and that Christopher Walken can still freak out just about anybody. Then Dr. Tom lets rip with a few fart haikus before they finally pinch this one off. See you next time!
Ralph Macchio News
A Little Game – IMDB
News articles in this episode:
Woman Wearing ‘I Love Crystal Meth’ Shirt Busted for Crystal Meth
Beezow Doo-doo Zoppitybop-bop-bop Arrested
Yellow Jacket Swarm Claims Sarasota Man’s Life
“Theme for Harold (var. 3)” and other songs by
Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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A metric butt-load of content in this episode. Just in time for Halloween, the doctors talk about some of their least favorite candies. There’s another plug for Pyrex, crediting them for making such a solid, leakage-resistant container. Dr. Chris has his moral credibility questioned beneath the crushing inquisition of Dr. Josh and Dr. Tom. We learn about a new movie going straight to Hallmark directed by Ralph Macchio. Dr. Jacoby stops by to warn kids about brushing their teeth. Dr. Tom shares some more fart haikus. Dr. Josh presents an interesting treatise on a morally bankrupt movie entitled Hard Rock Zombies, and then shares some interesting news from across the world. All the while, the doctors can’t seem to stop talking about Hitler. Disturbing? You bet it is!
Ralph Macchio News.
Across Grace Alley – IMDB
News with Dr. Josh. Hitler REALLY wants to serve you tea!
German Store Accidentally Sells Romantic Hitler Tea Cup
Kettle that Looks Like Hitler Brews Trouble for JCPenney
“Theme for Harold (var. 3)” and other songs by
Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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In the second episode of Aural Malpractice, Dr. Josh shares some nationally-acclaimed zombie news and discuss what vehicle they would use to cause $14,000 worth of damage to a car dealership. In Ralph Macchio news, America’s hero has been sighted in some foreign commercials for Wendy’s pulled pork sandwiches, through which the doctors all unanimously anticipate his future sumo career. We also perform our first unofficially-sponsored product placement, Dr. Chris role plays the crappiest sports fan ever while Dr. Josh and Dr. Tom explain their dark powers of conversation manipulation. The three also each provide their unique observations at a mutual gathering in which there was a failed attempt at yellow jacket genocide. In the end, we have some more high-brow fart poetry and close with and insidious plan to destroy Chairman Meow.
Only one important question was left unanswered: What do you do with a vacuum cleaner full of bees?
From the news segment with Dr. Josh:
Man in Car Dealership Theft Trying to Escape Zombies
For Ralph Macchio:
Ralph Macchio in Some Kind of Food Commercial or Something, I Think
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Dr. Chris, Dr. Josh, and Dr. Tom briefly introduce themselves by insulting women, then move on to the finer points of potty training, projectile pooping, child labor, Ralph Macchio, rewriting movie history, fart poetry, and one of the worst movies ever made. Feel free to check out the first attempt of a never-ending work-in-progress!
Ralph Macchio News:
Celebrity News – Outsiders Reunion
“Theme for Harold (var. 3)” and other songs by
Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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