Hang on to your Nascar urine tube because the doctors are back in another desperate effort to treat their mysterious diseases. They discuss soup, tits, unintentional competition, and give even more free promotion for Brick Scotch. It ultimately begs the most important question of the decade: what foods go great with ass? Hopefully nothing too fiber-dense.
Speaking of ass, Dr. Josh is back with another episode of Animal Dicks, and there’s more than meets the ass regarding the animal featured in this segment. A tawdry tale of glucose, kidnapping, BDSM, genital gymnastics, bad planning skills and extreme closeups awaits those whose stomachs are ready to be tossed like a salad.
And since time has kicked its way into the season of movie blockbusters, Dr. Josh and Dr. Tom spread awareness of a few smash hits this summer that are brazenly immune to any sissy-ass Hollywood writer’s strike. There’s a little bit for everyone here, so bring your friends! Bring your family! Just. Don’t. Bring. Your great aunt Lucy. What a bitch.
Q+A is again a hit-or-miss collection of parts like it always is, but at least it looks like our audience is finally getting smarter. Good for you guys! We’re all so proud of you, and more proud of ourselves for finally hitting our target demographic: old men unsure about the location of their bacon.
But while we’re on that subject, please stop asking us questions about George. Ok? None of us are George. He’s his own thing.
And in a new segment, Dr. Josh hosts ‘Rapid Fire’, a breakneck tremolo of REAL QUESTIONS FROM THE INTERNET that are asked and answered as quickly as Dr. Tom finishes coitus. This, by far, is the most educational part of the show, and we learn much about sandwiches, vegetables, and spitting into someone’s mouth.
So we seal the test chamber on another episode of the Aural Malpractice Podcast: get some!
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Olympic Snowballing
Just in time for the beginning of pudding season, the doctors return to fleck your walls with every known variety of animal excretion, along with a few newly discovered ones. After opening the show with a modest revision of the English Language, it’s straight to serious discussion about hard-hitting issues, like snowballing at the bank, and other actual winter sports, like the kind you practice via dry friction with a broom.
Then we praise Dr. Chris for his professional, take-charge attitude as he has awarded the doctors with yet another great sponsor, and he is personally requested to pitch a new advertising idea for their product. The only catch is they are requesting Dr. Chris read it personally, and nobody has had the chance to preview it yet.. so the ad read is as cold and live as a reptile. But if they keep the ad, they get the cash. Will they or won’t they?
Dr. Chris then uproots evidence of intellectual theft from none other than the History Channel, discovering not only stolen ideas in one of their latest shows, but stolen audio clips as well. A lawsuit may be in the works.
The doctors then pull a complete Frankenstein with a mashup of some of their favorite movies. But just like the 100% true historical account of the monster itself, they played God, and things got out of hand. Chainsaw decapitations and gay Hitlers abound! Additionally, SOME trains may have been harmed in the making of this disaster. Physically, mentally, and emotionally.
In the end, there is another segment of ‘Which is Worse’ that will have you shoving a dead body up an elephant’s ass while you shit uncontrollably. Science is crude and it pulls no punches. Don’t fuck a monkey or a gorilla.
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Peanut Butter Enemas
Dr. Chris, Dr. Josh, and Dr. Tom briefly introduce themselves by insulting women, then move on to the finer points of potty training, projectile pooping, child labor, Ralph Macchio, rewriting movie history, fart poetry, and one of the worst movies ever made. Feel free to check out the first attempt of a never-ending work-in-progress!
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