In a valiant effort to keep this yellowy snowball snowballing, the doctors are back for more mania, hysteria, and hyperblia. All of those are words. True to their principles, they begin their malarkey with more speculation and analysis of Dr. Tom’s claims and allegations. Things really aren’t adding up, and there is a divide-by-zero error somewhere in the flavor of clone jelly and arm sweat. It’s probably all the trilling.

Later, Gorilla Glue returns with a humble bow, and tries to redeem itself as an influential entity of masculine health in light of its previous attempt at your average dick hack infotainment. They create yet more advertising space while trying to turn their brand toward a more constructive form of development and not just covering your dick with caustic glue because something something glue dick. For this, we applaud them. Good job!

In light of all the things above, the doctors form a sort-of-binding covenant: no more dick experiments. We will be counting the seconds until this pact is broken.

Dr. josh is hung like cheese. Brie, yak, cheddar, parmesan. Your mileage may vary. This may or may not have anything to do with the podcast.

Dr. Chris reads a cryptic message from a fan. Whatever the outcome, it’s probably fine because the fan was really hot. Like… super hot. Like if Christina Hendricks had a baby with a man who looked exactly like her… wait a minute…

After years of hiding from Chris Hansen, Dr. Jacoby returns to give more interesting historical lessons to the children who listen to our show. Blame the parents. We do. Also, it’s been a long time since he’s reared his head, and we can’t be sure of the legality of his proclivities.

And descending into ‘which is worse’, we learn about pink milk, platelets, and patience.

Aural Malpractice: it’s mostly just cans!

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Aural Malpractice Episode 0008: No More Dick Experiments