Ski Korea*

Dr. Chris and Dr. Tom ring out the old year with more critical, sleep-inducing insight. Dr. Tom shares some news, revealing that the best place to learn how to seduce an alligator for the low, low cost of $250 is in Florida. Dr. Chris rails against public education and sloppy parenthood alike in Georgia when he shares the story of a 21-year-old high school student with a gun. Dr. Tom can’t be trusted to cook eggs. The doctors sing praises to the glorious and not at all crappily volatile nation of North Korea and their new tourism campaign, interestingly enough only a few days before the Sony Pictures debacle. Dr. Tom hosts another episode of ‘What’s worse?’ and we learn that Chris would much rather seduce a member of the supreme court than an alligator. What a patriot! Ralph Macchio has been a little quiet, so Dr. Chris checks his Twitter and verifies he’s not dead. Dr. Tom shares a single, lonely poem about farts and then a seasonal warning to all that enjoy their time on the ski slopes. The doctors close this episode with one final question: what would you do with 1.1 trillion dollars?

*This podcast has not been approved for listening by the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea or our glorious president of Earth, Kim Jong Un, praise be unto him.

Ralph Macchio news:

HE’S STILL ALIVE!!!!

News articles in this episode:

Gator Whisperer Goes to Jail

21 Year Old High School Student Jailed for Having Gun on Campus

North Korea Launches Bizarre Tourism Website

 “Theme for Harold (var. 3)” and other songs by
Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0
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1,499 Walken Zoppitybop-bop-bop

Dr. Chris and Dr. Tom return to the toilets of malpractice and gruntingly squeeze out another episode. Within the depths of the podcasting gutter, Dr. Tom shares a few important news blurbs. Then, Dr. Chris re-lives some childhood trauma about bees as his personal philosophies are uncomfortably probed. In the spirit of teamwork, everyone agrees that old ladies are easy to punch in the face. Dr. Jacoby explains how TV is turning your children into an army of Manchurian Candidates. In useless celebrity news, we learn about Ralph Macchio’s new movie… and that Christopher Walken can still freak out just about anybody. Then Dr. Tom lets rip with a few fart haikus before they finally pinch this one off. See you next time!

Ralph Macchio News
A Little Game – IMDB

News articles in this episode:
Woman Wearing ‘I Love Crystal Meth’ Shirt Busted for Crystal Meth

Beezow Doo-doo Zoppitybop-bop-bop Arrested

Yellow Jacket Swarm Claims Sarasota Man’s Life

  “Theme for Harold (var. 3)” and other songs by
Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/